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Overheard in New York
My favorites so far:
Woman #1: It's really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful.
Woman #2: You mean he's rich?
Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly.
i'm a southern girl at heart
Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck."
Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That's so messed up!
Hot southern girl #1: I know!
Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook... And fuck.
Hot southern girl #1: I know... Me too.
Girl #1: I'm funny.
Girl #2: No you're not.
Girl #1: Yes I am. Everyone says I'm hilarious.
Girl #2: Of course they do. That's because you aren't pretty.
for weck
Chick: Omigod, I totally want an Asian baby. Asians make the best mixers. Like vodka.
Second grader: Earth is the greatest planet in the whole world!
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Date: 2007-06-19 07:39 pm (UTC)From:Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.
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Date: 2007-06-19 07:41 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2007-06-20 12:14 am (UTC)From:Now a question for any IP attorneys in the list: if someone writes down something they overheard someone else say, publishes on a website that fails to attribute the author, does anyone other than the absent-minded screenwriter who inadvertently rips it off ever really get to claim copyright?
I got dizzy just writing that. I'm gonna go lay down...
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Date: 2007-06-20 12:58 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2007-06-20 06:44 am (UTC)From:(gay) memories
Date: 2007-06-19 08:18 pm (UTC)From:Guy: I was seeing her for a while, but it just wasn't working out. I guess I'm not over Jessica.
Girl: What?
Guy: What do you mean, what?
Girl: I thought you were gay.
Guy: Oh, because I'm a hairdresser. How original. Just because I'm a hairdresser you think I'm gay.
Girl: No. I thought you were gay because when I stayed at your house four years ago I woke up and saw you fucking Matt in the ass!
Guy: Oh my God. Matt and I have never talked about that night.
Re: (gay) memories
Date: 2007-06-19 08:27 pm (UTC)From: