Happy "Day You were born in a bathtub filled with hamburger meat" Birthday Dave!


pic shamelessly stolen from SDTJ

I find it slightly disturbing that my reminder for my dad's bday is that it's steak and blowjob day.
Of course my dad thinks it amusing so there ya go.

Happy Birthday Steve!!!

Disclaimer: I have no current pictures of you...

the good, the bad, the WTF?

hanging out on the bar side of 80z with peeps, just straight chillin'.
a shout out to my homegirl Karen, HAPPY BIRTHDAY y0!


then mexican tastiness with the redhead and the chiba sensei look alike
(for roo: i swear he's a younger version, AND he's chinese... how does that work?
i'll try and get a pic to show you!)

with h's help completed over 50% of "OMG what was i thinking when i agreed to this fuck it's a large ass geo dome" project. in retrospect canvas would have been, you know, EASIER.
What i do know is that having an air conditioned geo dome (that's right AIR CONDITIONED) out on the playa is going to be great for naps!

walking out of mexican joint to watch ghetto bird flying overhead and shining the spotlight
on THREE cops who've blocked off 30th because they pulled someone over?
yeah, ok. but WAIT there's MORE
THEN realizing as i'm walking down the block there is a skinny tattooed lesbian with her
pants DOWN butt ass naked sitting on the side of the curb PISSING!
with cops half a block away.
and that folks is the nightly recap...

mmm sleep

Tanjoubi Omedetou riff_raff13! may you have many more to come...