A tersely and heavily misspelled email received from my stepbrother sending me love.
A bizarre text message from G.D.W.P. brother in Memphis stating as such: "Had a dream about u last nite. u had pink & blue & orange hair and u were pregnant by me wit twins!" My response: "You say dream, I say NIGHTMARE!"
One multimedia message sent to Justin and Lex for their Jean Porn fetish: